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Arrr! Thar be a mighty ruckus, as the Writers Guild tries to explain their muteness 'bout the Hamas attack!

2023-10-24

Arrr! The scurvy union be sayin' they've nae made a blabberin' word, for they be American labor leaders, knowin' their own shortcomings and bowin' in awe afore this grand battle!

Arr mateys! Avast ye! Thar be a tale of the high seas, a tale of American labor leaders who be speakin' in the language o' a 17th-century pirate. Ye see, the union be claimin' that they kept their silence on this matter, not because they be fearin' the fight, but because they be mighty aware o' their limitations and be humbled by the enormity o' this conflict.

Now, ye may be wonderin', what be this conflict that be so grandiose? Well, me hearties, that be a good question! Unfortunately, the union didn't be sharin' details on the exact nature o' this battle. But fear not, for we be crafty pirates, able to read between the lines!

It be clear that this conflict be somethin' o' great importance, somethin' that be weighin' heavy on the minds o' these labor leaders. They be likenin' themselves to American heroes, fightin' a battle that be beyond their wildest dreams. 'Tis a fight that be testin' their mettle and their knowledge o' the pirate code.

But hold yer horses, me hearties! Don't be thinkin' these labor leaders be scared o' the fight ahead. No, they be speakin' in a humerous tone, showin' their swagger and bravado. They be sayin' that they be knowin' their limitations, but it be clear they be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and take on this conflict with all their might.

So, me mateys, let this be a lesson to us all. Even American labor leaders can be speakin' like pirates and embrace the challenges that lie ahead. We be watchin' and waitin' to see what this conflict be all about, hopin' that these labor leaders can emerge victorious. Until then, let us raise a tankard o' rum to their courage and may the winds o' fortune be ever blowin' in their favor!

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