Arrr! Where be the Oscar chase after the ruckus o’ Emilia Pérez, matey? Aye, it be a jolly mess!
2025-02-12
“Avast, matey! ‘Emilia Pérez’ be limpin’ like a landlubber, while ‘Anora’ be bouncin’ back like a fresh caught fish! And what lies ahead o’ the March 2 awards be as uncertain as a pirate's treasure map after a night o' grog!”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the curious happenings in the realm of the silver screen, where the tides are ever-changin'! It be said that the fair lass Emilia Pérez be hobbled, as if she be walkin' the plank with an anchor 'round her leg! Aye, her chances at glory seem to be sinkin' like a ship caught in a storm.But lo and behold, the ship "Anora" be sailin’ smoother than a dolphin in a moonlit sea! This fine flick be revitalized, strikin' the hearts of landlubbers and sea dogs alike, like a well-aimed cannonball! The winds of fortune be at her back, and she be ready to hoist her flag high at the awards ceremony on the horizon, set for the second of March, mark yer calendars, ye scallywags!
Yet, ye best be holdin' onto yer hats, fer plenty remains up in the air like a parrot on a mast! The fates of many a film and actor be still uncertain, as the sea of destiny be murky and unpredictable. So raise yer tankards and get ready for a rip-roarin’ good time, for the awards be a-comin’, and we’ll see who claims the booty of accolades and who gets marooned in the depths of obscurity!