The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A jolly tale of blocky treasures! Join me as I chart the wild seas o' a Minecraft flick!"

2025-04-04

Arrr, mateys! Jared Hess be spinnin' a yarn 'bout a mine cart escapade with Jack Black, the jolly rogue, Jason Momoa, the sea dog, and Sebastian Hansen, the scallywag! Aye, a rollickin' ride that'll have ye laughin' like a parrot on a treasure chest!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a wild escapade penned by the scallywag Jared Hess! Picture this: a ruckus in the depths of Davy Jones' locker, where a mine cart be the vessel of doom for our brave crew – none other than the boisterous Jack Black, the towering Jason Momoa, and the sprightly Sebastian Hansen!

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