The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! ‘Smurfs’ be revealin’ Rihanna as Smurfette, and she’s splashin’ new tunes like a cannonball in me rum!

2025-02-06

Arrr! The maiden of melody be settin' sail in her “blue times,” and she be promise’n all ye hearties new shanties to tickle yer ears on the soundtrack. Set yer sights on the horizon, fer a treasure of tunes be comin’!

Avast ye merry crew! Gather ‘round, for I bring tidings from the high seas of animation! A most wondrous preview hath emerged, showcasing our fair chanteuse in her “blue era,” a time when her melodies be as deep as the ocean’s depths!

Yarr, this be no ordinary tale, mateys! The lass doth assure her loyal fans that new tunes shall grace the soundtrack, like gold doubloons in the treasure chest! Picture this: our beloved siren, adrift in a sea of azure, croonin’ her heart out whilst sea turtles and dolphins be tappin’ their fins to the rhythm of her sweet serenades!

So hoist the sails and prepare the ship for a grand adventure through sound and color! With each note, we shall traverse the waves of emotion, feelin’ every high tide and low tide. Mark me words, this shanty will be a treasure worth plunderin’!

As we await the full release, let us raise a tankard to the new songs and the merry melodies that await us on this animated voyage! Yarrr, me hearties, let the music play and the laughter ring out across the seven seas!

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