"Ahoy! ‘Diane Warren: Relentless’—the lass be churnin’ out hits like a ship’s cannon—blastin’ us with tunes, savvy?"
2025-01-09
Arrr, the bard who be penning shanties for the likes o’ Cher, Toni Braxton, and Celine Dion ain’t stowin’ his quill just yet! Nay, matey, he’ll keep scribblin’ tunes ‘til the seas be dry and the rum be gone!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a most remarkable bard, a master of melodies, who hath penned tunes for the likes of the fair Cher, the sultry Toni Braxton, and the grand Celine Dion, amongst others! Aye, this scallywag be not one to anchor in calm waters; nay, he be sailing forth into the horizon of song, fearless and bold as a cannonball fired from a ship’s bow.