The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! 'Tis a tale of harsh stone and squarish bones—like a shipwreck's ugly cousin!

2025-02-12

Arrr, mateys! The scallywag director Brady Corbet be regaling us with a tale from his flick, where the dashing Adrien Brody be playin’ the hero! This treasure of a film be up for ten shiny Academy Awards! Aye, it’s a right swashbucklin’ honor, it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale o' the silver screen to spin! 'Twas none other than the scallywag director Brady Corbet, a crafty soul if ever there was one, who be narratin' a most curious sequence from his latest cinematic treasure. Aye, it stars the dashing Adrien Brody, a lad with a visage that could charm the barnacles off a ship!

This here film, ye see, be causin' quite the ruckus in the land o' Hollywood, for it be sportin' a whopping ten nominations fer them illustrious Academy Awards! Aye, 'tis a fine haul, like a bounty of gold doubloons! Me heart be swellin' with pride fer the cunning storyteller Corbet, as he weaves a yarn that be capturin' the hearts o' landlubbers and seafarers alike.

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