"Arrr! Tony Roberts, that laid-back scallywag of Woody's tales, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker at 85! Har har!"
2025-02-07
Arrr, he be a star o’ the Broadway seas, singin’ and jokin’ like a true buccaneer! But to the landlubbers at the picture shows, he be known as the lanky matey, always supportin’ Mr. Allen’s quakin’ scallywags with a wink and a hearty laugh!
Avast ye, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a jolly fellow who sailed the stormy seas of Broadway! Aye, this swashbuckler of the stage did sing and dance like a dandy, winning the hearts of landlubbers with his musicals and comedies. His performances were as rich as a treasure chest full o’ doubloons!Yet, when the lanterns dimmed and the silver screen lit up, the world knew him less as a Broadway buccaneer and more as the tall, easygoing matey to that insecure scallywag, Mr. Allen. Aye, he played the role of the steadfast friend, the one always there to hoist morale when the winds of doubt blew fierce! With a grin as wide as the horizon, he stood by Mr. Allen, a true matey in the stormy seas of cinematic adventures.
From the grand stages of New York to the flickering shadows of the cinema, this lad captured the hearts of all. Aye, while the critics sang his praises on the boards, ’twas his easy charm that made the silver screen folk chuckle and cheer! So raise a tankard to this delightful rogue, who made us laugh and ached to dance, a true treasure of the arts, indeed!