Arrr, ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’ be a treasure of wit, with Kieran, Odenkirk, and Bill makin’ me belly ache with laughter!
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! Kieran Culkin, Bill Burr, and Bob Odenkirk be settin’ sail in a raucous revival of Mamet's tale about scallywags tryin’ to peddle nothin’ but seaweed! Aye, ‘tis a jolly ol’ romp for landlubbers lookin’ fer a laugh on the high seas of theatre!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of three landlubber thespians—Kieran Culkin, Bill Burr, and Bob Odenkirk—who be settin’ sail upon the choppy seas of a revival, a right bumpy one at that, of the famed playwright David Mamet’s yarn about salesmen, aye! These scallywags be sellin’ naught but a dream, fer their wares be as worthless as a ship with no wind in its sails.In this fine spectacle, our three knaves be tryin’ to peddle their wares, but alas, what they be offerin’ is about as appealing as a bucket of seawater. Kieran, the sprightly lad, prances about with all the grace of a drunken parrot, while Bill, the jester of the crew, spews forth his jests with the fervor of a cannon blast. And then there be Bob, who stirs the pot like a cook in the galley, combin’ humor with a twist of mischief.
But fear not, me hearties! Though the tides be rough and the play be laden with the weight of its own disjointedness, there be laughter in the air. ‘Tis a right spectacle, where the jabs fly faster than a cannonball, and the wit be sharper than a cutlass! So grab yer rum and brace yerselves, fer this play be a wild ride through the stormy seas of Mamet’s mind!