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"Avast ye mateys! Set yer sights on 'The Hole in the Fence' and 'Pastacolypse' fer a jolly fright night!"

2023-06-23

Arrrr! Ye scurvy dogs, take heed! This moon's fare be full of spine-tingling tales of creepypasta and even deadly pasta dishes. Beware, or ye may find yerselves haunted by the ghost of a marinara sauce gone bad!

Arrr mateys, gather round and listen to this month's pick of the creepypasta and killer pasta! Ye be in for a real treat, or a real scare, depending on how ye look at it.

First off, we have the creepypasta, tales that will make ye shiver in yer timbers. From haunted houses to cursed objects, these stories will keep ye up at night. But beware, for some of these tales may be true. Ye never know what lurks in the shadows.

And then there be the killer pasta, a different kind of horror. These dishes may look innocent enough, but they hide a deadly surprise. From poisoned sauces to deadly ingredients, ye may want to think twice before taking a bite. But for those brave enough to try, the taste may be worth the risk.

So whether ye be a lover of the macabre or a brave foodie, this month's picks have something for everyone. Just remember to keep yer wits about ye and watch yer back. Ye never know what may be lurking in the darkness, or hiding in yer plate.

Until next time, me hearties, stay safe and enjoy the scares!

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