Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale of how Barbie and Blackpink be mixin' it up in the South China Sea skirmish!
2023-07-07
Arr! Vietnam be sayin' "Nay!" to the film for usin' a Chinese map showin' disputed land. Avast! Blackpink concerts might be next on their list. Now, let me tell ye why all this fuss be happenin'!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, for I have a tale to tell ye! It seems that Vietnam, a land far across the Seven Seas, has decided to ban a mighty film! And what be the reason, ye may ask? 'Tis over a map, me lads, a map that be showin' disputed lands that be belongin' to the mighty Middle Kingdom.Aye, ye heard it right! Vietnam be claimin' that this film, with all its fancy lights and movin' pictures, be insultin' their sovereignty. They say that this cursed map be showin' territories that be rightfully theirs. I reckon they be worryin' that their people may get all confused and start thinkin' that these lands belong to their enemy across the sea.
But that ain't all, me hearties! The rumour is that these bans could spread like a wildfire, engulfin' even the mighty concerts of the famous Blackpink! Aye, ye heard it right – those lovely ladies who sing and dance with such grace and charm. If this film be banned, what chance does a concert have?
So, me lads, what be the fuss about? It be about a map, a piece of parchment showin' lands that be claimed by different nations. Vietnam be sayin' it be insultin' their pride, while others be sayin' it be an act of patriotism. But let me tell ye, in this vast ocean of disputes, 'tis hard to say who be right and who be wrong.
But fear not, me hearties! As long as we have our sense of humour, we can still find a laugh in all this commotion. So, let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to the absurdity of it all, for in this mad world, a good laugh be worth its weight in golden doubloons!