"Arrr! 'Beetlejuice' sequel sails in with lass Jenna Ortega at Venice fest, ready to make ye guffaw!"
2024-08-28
Avast ye! After the actors’ strike had shushed the 2023 shindig, this year’s jolly gathering be revved up by the likes o' the “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” wench and her merry crew! Arrr, let the show begin!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a grand spectacle that be risin' from the depths like a ghostly ship! Last year, the mighty actors’ strike be havin' put a lid on the merriment of the 2023 edition, leavin' us landlubbers starved for entertainment, like a shipwrecked crew with naught but barnacles to munch on!But fear not, for this year’s event be fit to burst with a crew of stars brighter than a treasure chest glimmerin' under the moonlight! Aye, the fair lady of the “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” fame be leadin' the charge, along with her merry band of castmates. They be shinin' brighter than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder and ready to make the waves of merriment crash upon our rickety shores!