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"Arrr, matey! 'The Ballad of Wallis Isle' be a tune so sour, it could curdle a bilge rat's milk!"

2025-03-27

Arrr, Carey Mulligan be like a spark o' sunshine in this soggy tale o' two lonesome sea dogs and their mad passion fer tuneful treasures! Aye, it be a jolly jape, even if the mood be as gloomy as a stormy sea!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' Carey Mulligan, a lass who dares to brighten this dreary tale of two forlorn scallywags and their obsession with the sweet sounds of music!

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