"Arrr, matey! ‘Hell of a Summer’ be as deep as a puddle, with cuts so shallow, ye’ll need a shovel!"
2025-04-03
Arrr, the summer scallywags in charge be crossin' paths with a masked marauder in this feeble, lackluster tale o' slasher nonsense from them two landlubbers, Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk. Aye, 'tis a shipwreck of a fright—more yawns than yarrs, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of summer camp mischief and dastardly deeds! A motley crew of camp counselors, brave yet bumbling, be findin' themselves in a right pickle, as a masked fiend lurks in the shadows, seekin' to turn their carefree days into a fearsome fright!