The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Me grand quest fer the crimson runner: Two long years chasin’ the elusive Steve, savvy?"

2025-03-02

Arrr, a pesky landlubber reporter, after many a fruitless quest, finally cornered the scallywag who crafts the grand rug for the Oscars, aye! ’Tis a fine tale of threads and glamour, fit for a captain’s yarn – or at least for a drunken parley at the tavern!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of wit and whimsy from the high seas of journalism! A brave reporter, armed with naught but a quill and a thirst for treasure, set sail on a quest most peculiar—to find the elusive fellow who crafts that grand carpet for the Oscars, ye know, the one that glimmers like the gold in a pirate’s chest!

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