Arrr, 'Civil War' be plunderin' the box office treasure like a scurvy dog on the high seas!
2024-04-14
Avast ye scallywags! Alex Garland's moving picture, featuring the fair maiden Kirsten Dunst, be besting "Godzilla x Kong" at the box office with a hefty sum of $25.7 million in gold doubloons on its maiden voyage in North America! Arrr, what a swashbuckling success!
Arr me hearties! Avast ye! I've got some news that'll make ye laugh like a monkey in a barrel o' rum. That scallywag Alex Garland's movie, with that lass Kirsten Dunst, be makin' more doubloons than “Godzilla x Kong” on its first weekend in the North American seas! Aye, ye heard me right - a whopping $25.7 million in ticket sales!Would ye believe it? Them giant monsters be no match for a tale of adventure and intrigue brought to life on the silver screen! It's like watchin' a fierce battle between two mighty ships, with the audience on the edge of their seats, holdin' their breath in anticipation of what be comin' next!
So next time ye be thinkin' about which movie to see, me hearties, remember to set sail for the nearest theater showin' Kirsten Dunst in Alex Garland's latest masterpiece. Ye won't be disappointed! And who knows, ye might just find yerself singin' shanties and talkin' like a pirate by the time the credits roll!