The Booty Report

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Arrr, Blake and Baldoni be swabbin' the decks, while a smear campaign be settin' sail after ‘It Ends With Us’!

2024-12-21

Arrr, matey! Private scrolls be spillin' the beans on a plot t' besmirch fair Blake Lively, after she called out that scallywag Justin Baldoni for makin' mischief on the set of “It Ends With Us.” Aye, the seas be full o’ treachery!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious and full of mischief! It be a storm brewin' in the realm of Hollywood, where fair maidens and gallant lads strut about like peacocks on a treasure hunt. Our lass, the dazzling Blake Lively, had the gall to raise the Jolly Roger, accusin’ the scallywag Justin Baldoni of foul deeds on the set of "It Ends With Us." Aye, this be no ordinary squabble, for whispers a’plenty be flyin' like cannonballs across the salty seas.

But lo and behold! A band of nefarious plotters be conspiring to drag Blake’s good name through the muck, like a shipwreck washed ashore. Secret missives be spillin' the beans, hintin’ at a dastardly campaign to tarnish her fair reputation, as if they be throwin’ barnacles on a pristine hull! These villainous knaves be tryin' to turn the tide against our fair heroine, but fear not, for the winds of justice be fickle, and fortune favors the bold!

So raise yer tankards and toast to the shenanigans of the high seas of Tinseltown, where the only thing more slippery than a fish is the truth! May Blake sail smoothly through these turbulent waters, and may the miscreants be left to walk the plank! Arrr!

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