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Arrr, Sofia Coppola be mixin' her film fame with lip balm treasures from Augustinus Bader's secret stash! Aye matey!

2024-05-03

Arrr, me hearties! This tinted balm be like the swashbucklin' treasures me ol' matey used t' whip up as a lass, tryin' t' mimic the lip color o' a lass in a Roman Polanski film. 'Tis a pirate's dream come true, me mateys! Aye, 'tis!

Arrr matey! This here tinted balm be like treasure from the deep, inspired by the concoctions of a wily lass who wanted lips as red as the blood moon in a Roman Polanski film. The filmmaker be channeling her inner pirate wench, mixin' up potions like a sorceress to get that perfect "berry-stained" look. Aye, she be a crafty one, that's for sure!
But fear not, me hearties, for this balm be no black magic. Nay, 'tis made with only the finest ingredients fit for a swashbucklin' beauty queen. So ye can rest easy knowin' that yer lips will be as luscious as a mermaid's tail, all thanks to this here magical elixir.
So if ye be wantin' to look like a siren of the silver screen, give this tinted balm a try. But beware, for once ye start wearin' it, ye may never want to go back to yer plain ol' lip gloss again. It be a pirate's promise!

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