The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast, me hearties! Here be five jolly tales for little scallywags to stream this very hour!"

2024-12-13

Avast ye! This month’s treasures be a follow-up to that odd Tim Burton yarn from the '80s, and a merry tale o’ Christmas that almost sank like a ship in a storm! Ho ho ho, matey—grab yer grog and prepare fer laughs!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the latest treasures from the sea of cinematic wonders this month! First up, we’ve got a jolly sequel to a Tim Burton classic from the golden age of the '80s, when fashion was as wild as a tempest and hairdos rivaled the mane of a sea beast! Arrr, it be a tale that’ll have ye laughin’ and shiverin’ in yer boots, as the mischief returns to haunt our beloved characters!

But that be not all, ye scallywags! We also be settin’ our sights on an animated yarn that spins the tale of a Christmas adventure nearly turned topsy-turvy! Picture this: a band of merry souls, full of cheer, findin’ their jolly holiday nearly shipwrecked upon the rocks of calamity! It be a rollickin’ romp filled with mischief, mayhem, and more slapstick than ye can shake a cutlass at!

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