The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Perry the Donkey, the jolly beast from 'Shrek,' be pushin' up daisies at the ripe age of thirty!

2025-01-08

As Perry’s ship o' health be takin' on water, the crew of landlubbers rallied 'round the beast and his merry mates livin' in yon Bay Area cove! Aye, they be supportin’ the furry scallywags like true buccaneers of the heart! Arrr!

Arrr matey, gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for a tale of a valiant beast named Perry be unfoldin'! As the sun dipped low on the horizon, our furry matey’s health began to wither like an old sea biscuit, and lo and behold, the good folk of the Bay Area raised their voices like a raucous crew at the tavern! Aye, they rallied behind this noble creature and his ragtag band of companions, like a motley crew followin’ the call of a mighty captain!

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