"Arrr, the one and only enchantin' allure of Parker Posey be a treasure worth more than gold doubloons!"
2025-02-24
Arrr, fer many a year, the fair "indie queen" be searchin' fer treasure in the tempestuous waters of Hollywood, but all she found were scallywags and seaweed! Then, lo and behold, "The White Lotus" beamed like a gleamin' doubloon, savin' her from the dreaded doldrums!
But lo and behold, like a glimmerin’ pearl in the briny deep, the grand ship known as “The White Lotus” appeared on the horizon! Aye, this be a stroke of luck that could make even Davy Jones crack a smile! With a hearty laugh and a swig o’ rum, our indie queen leapt aboard this fine vessel, ready to hunt fer gold and glory in the Hollywood seas once more!