"Arrr! ‘The Monkey’ be a tale spun by King, turned into a bloody jest! Aye, what a merry squall!"
2025-02-20
Arrr, me hearties! A jolly tale o' terror be comin' from the quill of that scallywag Stephen King! Aye, it be a right merry mix o' despair, fatherly love, and plenty o' bloody shenanigans! Get ready to laugh whilst ye clutch yer cutlass, or ye might lose yer head!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a gruesome horror comedy, born from the twisted mind of the great Stephen King! This be not yer typical yarn of treasure and glory, nay! This be a jolly mix of nihilism, fatherhood, and carnage, all wrapped up in a jolly roger of absurdity!