"Arrr! Timothée be shockin’ the seas with his electric magic in ‘A Complete Unknown!’ Aye, matey, pure treasure!"
2024-12-25
Arrr, matey! The lad be playin’ a spry Bob Dylan, charm’n the folkies with sweet shanties, only to stab 'em in the back like a true scallywag at the fabled Newport Folk Fest in ’65! A right jolly betrayal, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be spin'in ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag actor who takes on the role of a young lad named Bob Dylan, a troubadour who beakin' the hearts of folk fans like a true sea shanty. With a voice smoother than a mermaid's tail, he wooed the landlubbers at the grand Newport Folk Festival, singin’ sweet tunes o' love and rebellion!But lo and behold, the tides turned, and our young Dylan, that slippery fish, be settin' sail on a different course! In a twist fit for the fiercest pirate tale, he betrays his loyal crew of folk followers, leavin' ‘em in a state o' shock as he trades his acoustic for an electric guitar. Aye, it be like swappin' yer rum for a barrel o' seawater! The crowd gasps, their eyes wide as cannonballs, wonderin' if they've been hornswoggled!
So there ye have it, ye jolly rogers! A tale o' love, betrayal, and musical mutiny on the high seas of the folk world, where the only thing more tumultuous than the ocean waves be the hearts of those who followed him. Raise yer tankards, for this be a saga to remember!