The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Aye, matey! ‘No Other Land’ be lost at sea, like documentaries without a crew to spread 'em!"

2024-12-18

Arrr, matey! Films about the land o' Israel and a scallywag's union quest at Amazon be makin’ waves at the Oscars! But alas, they be as hard to find as a mermaid in a desert for American landlubbers! Yarrr, what a jolly jest that be!

"Aye, matey! ‘No Other Land’ be lost at sea, like documentaries without a crew to spread 'em!"

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin' ye a tale of treasures buried deep in the land o' cinema! Aye, there be films about the fabled land of Israel and a grand ol' union drive at the mighty fortress of Amazon, both whisperin’ sweet nothings to the ears of the Academy Awards. They be bein’ hailed as Oscar hopefuls, glitterin’ like gold doubloons in the moonlight!

But lo and behold! These cinematic gems be locked away like a siren’s song, far from the reach of American swabs! Aye, it be a travesty of the high seas! How can we raise our tankards in celebration of their glory if we can’t even lay our eyes upon 'em? The salty sea of film distribution be a cruel mistress, givin’ us a taste of what could be while keepin’ the bounty just outta reach.

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