Arrr! The judge be settin' sail next week to decide if Alec Baldwin be walkin' the plank or not!
2024-05-17
Arrr, me hearties! In a fierce battle of wits, Mr. Baldwin's scurvy lawyers be cryin' foul play, accusin' them prosecutors of showin' off their loot to the grand jury. Aye, 'tis a treacherous affair indeed on the cursed set of "Rust."
Arrr mateys, it be a fierce battle in the court of law as Mr. Baldwin’s crew be accusin' the prosecutors of playin' dirty tricks. They be claimin' that the evidence they presented to the grand jury be as fishy as a sea monster. Aye, ye heard it right, they be sayin' it weren't fair play!The lawyers be arguin' that the prosecutors be tryin' to stack the deck against Mr. Baldwin, makin' him walk the plank afore he even had a chance to defend himself. It be like a pirate tryin' to fight a kraken with one arm tied behind his back!
But the prosecutors be standin' their ground, sayin' they be followin' the rules and just presentin' the facts as they be. They be defendin' their honor like true buccaneers, ready to duel to the death if need be.
So it be a battle of wits and words on the high seas of justice, with both sides slinging accusations like cannonballs. Only time will tell who be walkin' away victorious in this epic clash of legal titans. May the wind be at Mr. Baldwin’s back as he navigates these treacherous waters!