The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Jack Black and Jason Momoa be sharin' a mine cart, plunderin' pixels in a movie of Minecraft! Avast, me hearties!

2025-04-04

Arrr, mateys! Cap'n Jared Hess be spinnin' a yarn o' high seas and snug sailin’, where the crew be cozy-like on a grand adventure! Aye, ‘tis a tale of jolly escapades, complete with rum and raucous laughter, as we ride the waves o’ whimsy! Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale spun by the crafty director Jared Hess, who be settin’ sail on a most whimsical adventure in his film. Picture this, if ye will: a merry band of scallywags embarkin’ on a ride so cozy, ye’d think they be snugglin’ in the belly of a whale!

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