"Arrr, me hearty! How I turned from spry lad to the star o’ a jolly cursed Christmas flick!"
2024-12-08
On a frosty morn in December, a landlubber critic of the millennial sort did awaken, only to find herself bewitched by a treasure trove of Hallmark and Netflix holiday tales, much to her chagrin! Arrr, she be caught in a web of festive folly!
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of one fair critic, a lass of the millennial breed, who woke one frosty morn in the month o’ December. With a groggy head and a heart full o’ disdain, she found herself ensnared by a barrage o’ holiday flicks from that scallywag Hallmark and the treacherous Netflix!