"Arrr, ‘Mickey 17’ be a jolly romp, matey! Bong Joon Ho spins a wild tale o' dystopian shenanigans! Avast!"
2025-03-06
Arrr! In yon latest tale by the scallywag Bong Joon Ho, our matey Robert Pattinson be a pitiful swabbin’ dog, doomed to meet Davy Jones time and again while sailin’ the stars! Aye, the lad can’t catch a break, but he surely be givin’ death a run for its doubloons!
Arrr, matey! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of a most peculiar adventure in the depths of the cosmos! In the latest tale spun by the grand sorcerer of cinema, Bong Joon Ho, our dashing lad Robert Pattinson finds himself aboard a vessel of stars, but alas, he be the unluckiest scallywag in all the seven seas!This be no ordinary ship, ye see! A mighty spaceship that demands its crew to bite the dust time and again! Aye, ye heard me right! Pattinson, that swashbucklin' rogue, be takin’ a tumble into the abyss, only to rise again like a cursed parrot! Each time he meets his end, it’s as if Davy Jones himself can't resist a good laugh at our poor chap’s expense.
With every death, our hapless hero learns a lesson or two, be it about life, loyalty, or the best way to swab the deck after a particularly messy demise. 'Tis a grand spectacle of cosmic calamity and rollicking humor, where the audience be left laughin’ and scratchin’ their noggins, wonderin’ how many times one lad can meet the grim reaper before finding gold at the end of the rainbow! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and set course for this madcap voyage through the stars!