The Booty Report

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"By thunder! A twist o' fate turned Sebastian Stan into a jolly Oscar contender, matey! Who’d a thought? Arrr!"

2025-02-12

Arrr, matey! This scallywag be drawin’ eyes like a siren’s song, catchin’ fine trinkets and shiny bits after shinin’ brighter than a treasure chest in “The Apprentice” and “A Different Man.” Aye, he be the toast of the high seas!

"By thunder! A twist o' fate turned Sebastian Stan into a jolly Oscar contender, matey! Who’d a thought? Arrr!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings o' a scallywag who be causin' quite the stir on the high seas o' fame! This rogue, havin' dazzled all hands aboard with his fine showin' in "The Apprentice" and "A Different Man," be drawin' the eye o' many a leading man hardware, aye!

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