Arrr, this new Captain America be a bit lackluster! But don’t ye dare call him a D.E.I. scallywag!
2025-02-20
Arrr, matey! Anthony Mackie be claimin' the shield at a time ripe for awkwardness, aye! But fear not, for Disney can right their ship by givin' him a fair wind and a treasure trove o' chances for the young scallywags of the Marvel seas! Yarrr!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spoutin’ tales o’ Anthony Mackie, the brave soul who’s snatched up the shield of Captain America! But lo and behold, the winds be blowin’ in a not-so-jolly direction, as he sails into a time ripe with awkwardness, like a ship full o’ barnacles clingin’ to the hull!Now, ye be wonderin’ how Disney can chart a course fer smooth sailin’ fer our dear Mackie and the next crop o’ Marvel sea dogs. Well, here be the treasure: they must deliver tales that be worthy of the shield’s legacy, with grand adventures and jests aplenty! Aye, they need to weave plots that tickle the funny bone and stir the heart, lest they find themselves marooned on a deserted isle o’ mediocrity!
And let’s not forget the crew o’ new stars waitin’ in the wings, ready to hoist the sails and join the fray. Let ‘em shine bright like the North Star, so the next generation can find their own fate upon the high seas of cinema! So, here’s to ye, Disney! Let the winds o’ creativity fill yer sails, and lead us into a future full o’ adventure, laughter, and hearty pirate shenanigans!