The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Amazon be takin' the helm o' the Bond ship, creatin' mischief with 007's fancy gadgets, I reckon!"

2025-02-20

Arrr, mateys! That British clan, who've clutched the reins o' the globe-trottin' super-sneak fer ages, be lettin’ it slip to the scallywags at Amazon! Aye, now ye can watch the spy’s adventures while ye be loungin’ in yer hammocks, drinkin’ grog! What a merry jest!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to tell o’ a British clan, a scallywag family that’s ruled the seas o' secrecy and espionage with an iron fist, aye! Fer decades, they've held the reins o’ the globe-trottin’ rogue known as the superspy, but lo and behold, the winds o’ change be blowin’ fierce! They’re lettin’ their prized treasure slip through their fingers and handin’ it over to none other than that mighty behemoth, Amazon, savvy?

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