The Booty Report

"Arrr, me matey! 'Companion' be a tale of a lass gone rogue, like a ship lost in a bottle o' rum!"

2025-01-30

Arrr, matey! A shoreside retreat turns into a raucous rumble for lovin' swabs! This wild, whirlwind romp be a jolly mix o' fright and mirth! Grab yer cutlasses and prepare for a rollickin' good time, lest ye be walkin' the plank of boredom! Aarrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a lakeside retreat, where couples, not mermaids or sharks, be the true foes! Aye, this be no ordinary holiday; it be a raucous ruckus o’ hilarity and terror, where lovebirds clash like cannons in a fierce squall.

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