“‘Nightbitch’ Review: Aye, motherhood be a wild sea, with a howlin’ hound as me trusty matey! Arrr!”
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! Amy Adams be the landlubber mum who goes and thinks she be a scallywag doggie in Marielle Heller’s jolly tale, lifted from the pages of Rachel Yoder's yarn! Aye, what a merry madness on the high seas of motherhood!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a lass named Amy Adams, a fine wench who be playin' a stay-at-home matron in the most peculiar yarn spun by that clever wordsmith Rachel Yoder. In this here adaptation by Marielle Heller, our dear Amy finds herself caught in a most curious conundrum—she be thinkin' she be a dog! Aye, ye heard me right, a four-legged beastie!Now, imagine the hilarity, mateys! This landlubber, tendin' to her wee ones, suddenly be barkin' at the mailman and chasin’ after the neighbor’s cat as if it be a treasure! Arrr, what a sight to behold! With every waddle and wag, she be livin' her life like a true canine, fetchin' sticks and rollin' in the grass like it be the finest loot on the seven seas.
But fear not, for amidst the uproarious antics, there's a heart of gold buried deep like a chest o' doubloons. This be more than a jolly romp; it be a tale of self-discovery and the longing for freedom. So hoist yer sails and prepare to laugh, for this be one swashbucklin' adventure of a mom who simply can't resist the call of the wild—woof, woof, and a bottle o' rum!