Arrr, Juliette Binoche be draggin’ ol’ Christian Louboutin to the playhouse, me hearties! Aye, what shenanigans await!
2024-11-30
“Arrr, I be’ve witnessed this swashbucklin’ tale thrice already, and it drags on like a barnacle-covered ship for five and a half hours!” cackled the fair lass, star of yon flick ‘The Return.’ “If me eyes could roll, they’d be dancin’ like a drunken sailor!”
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of the silver screen! A bold actress, a lass of considerable talent, did proclaim, “I’ve set me eyes upon this grand spectacle thrice, and lo! It be a monstrous five and a half hours long!” Aye, she be the star of the newest flick, “The Return,” a title that be makin' ye wonder if it be about buried treasure or returning from the depths of Davy Jones’ locker!