The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Robert E. Ginna Jr., the matey who spun tall tales of U.F.O.s, has sailed into Davy Jones' locker at 99!

2025-03-20

Arrr, matey! This scallywag be not just a scribbler fer People, but also the top parrot at Little, Brown, makin’ films to boot! Yet, it be a yarn from ’52 for Life that painted his name on the sails o’ fame! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a swashbucklin’ scallywag known as the founding editor of the grand ship People! Aye, 'tis true, he captained the helm of Little, Brown, and even dabbled in the realm of flickerin' films, creatin' tales to tickle the fancy of landlubbers and seadogs alike!

But hold yer horses! This be not the end of our yarn! Nay, our brave scribe’s reputation was forged in the fiery furnace of a most curious tale, published in the year of our Lord 1952 in the illustrious pages of Life. Aye, that be the tale that set him apart from the rest, makin' his name echo through the taverns and ports like a siren's song! The tale be a whirlwind o’ adventure and scandal, as scandalous as a parrot stealin' yer rum!

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