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Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a tale o' 'The Hunger Games: The Ballad o' Songbirds & Snakes' where Snow befallen!

2023-11-15

Ahoy, me hearties! Be ye ready for a tale of the high seas? This be a slow-burning prequel that spins the yarn o' Coriolanus Snow, afore he becometh the president o' Panem. Buckle yer swash and hold on tight, for ye be in fer a wild ride!

"Avast, me hearties! Gather round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of the origins of a mighty scallywag, none other than Coriolanus Snow himself, who would later become the feared and loathed president of Panem. Arr, but be warned, this here be a slow-burnin' prequel, so settle in and prepare for the long haul!"

Now, picture it, me mateys, a time long ago when young Coriolanus be just a wee lad, not yet the cruel mastermind we know him as. 'Twas in the days before the Hunger Games took hold, when Panem be naught but a twinkle in the eye of a pirate lookin' to gain power and control. Aye, we be witnessin' the makin' of a villain!

In this tale, Coriolanus be livin' in the Capitol, the very heart of Panem. The lad be thirstin' for recognition and high status, for his family's fortune had been squandered. He be joinin' the prestigious Hunger Games Academy, where he be faced with a challengin' task: mentorin' a tribute from District 12, a district as poor as a landlubber's pockets! Arr, the irony!

This be no ordinary tribute, though. A lass named Lucy Gray Baird catches Coriolanus' eye, and together they embark on a treacherous journey. 'Tis here where the seeds of evil be planted in our protagonist's heart, as he be learnin' the art of manipulatin' others. Ye see, me hearties, Coriolanus be usin' Lucy as a pawn in his sick game of survival.

As the tale unfolds, we be witnessin' the transformation of a lad with noble intentions into a scoundrel who stops at nothin' to maintain his power. 'Tis a slow burn, indeed, as the fire within Coriolanus' soul be growin' brighter with each turn of the page. With each choice he be makin', we be seein' the true nature of the future president of Panem reveal itself, and it be nothin' short of a spectaculARRR display of villainy!

So, me hearties, batten down the hatches and immerse yerselves in this here origin story of Coriolanus Snow, a tale that be takin' ye on a journey through treachery, manipulation, and the makin' of a fearsome pirate who would one day rule over all of Panem! Arrr, ye be in for a wild ride!

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