The Booty Report

Avast! ‘Tis Ariana Grande sparrin’ with Selena Gomez at the Oscars, in the minds of their loyal crew! Arrr!

2024-12-10

Arrr, matey! Stan scallywags be battlin’ over which pop star be the finest thespian! Aye, those who cherish the silver screen be scratchin’ their noggins, for ne’er have they laid eyes on such a ruckus in the midst of award season! Ho ho, what a jolly sight!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of grand treachery on the high seas of entertainment! A mighty battle hath erupted, not over gold or rum, but 'twixt two pop star buccaneers, each layin’ claim to the title of best actor! Aye, the Stan armies be fightin' tooth and nail, raisin’ their cutlasses in defense of their chosen idol.

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