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Arrr! Why can't these moving pictures make the Civil War look as terrifying as a shark-infested sea?

2024-05-01

Arrr, the swashbuckling scallywag behind the moving pictures be tellin' us that "Civil War" be a cautionary tale. But methinks the bloodshed and chaos be more entertainin' than frightenin'. Ahoy, pass me the popcorn!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen well to this tale of the filmmaker and their warning about the Civil War. They be sayin' that the ugliness o' war be shown in a way that be thrillin' and comfortin' to the eye. Aye, ye heard me right! War be shown as some sort o' entertainment, a grand spectacle for the masses to enjoy.
But beware, me mateys! This be a dangerous message to be spreadin'. War be no jest, no game to be playin'. It be a bloody affair, full o' sorrow and loss. The filmmaker be playin' a dangerous game, makin' light o' such a serious matter.
So heed me words, me hearties. Let us not forget the true cost o' war, the lives lost and the families torn asunder. Let us not be fooled by the thrillin' images on the screen. War be a terrible thing, not to be taken lightly.
So take heed o' this warnin', me mateys. Let us not be swayed by the siren call o' war's false comfort. Let us remember the true horror that lies beneath the surface. Arrr, may we always be mindful o' the price that war demands.

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