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Arrr! The wily Jessica Harper be returnin' to the high seas in ‘Nightbitch’, ready to stir up mischief!

2024-12-20

Arrr, Jessica Harper be a daring wench, pickin' “Suspiria” over the jolly tunes of “Annie Hall.” She took a breather fer family, but now she sails back to the silver screen as “Nightbitch,” winkin' at her wild choices. Aye, a fine jest indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a fair lass named Jessica Harper, a scallywag o' the silver screen! This spirited wench be known fer makin' bold choices, like pickin' the eerie “Suspiria” over the jolly “Annie Hall.” Aye, that be a risky maneuver, akin to sailin' into a storm without a compass!

But lo! The lass didn't sail the high seas of Hollywood without takin' a breather. Nay, she took a time-out to tend to her kin, like a wise captain seekin' safe harbor in a tempest. Aye, family be important, even fer the fiercest buccaneers!

Now, in her latest escapade, she be donning the role of “Nightbitch,” a name that’d make even the most hardened sailor chuckle. This be a cheeky nod to her past choices, showin' us all that a pirate lass can embrace her wild side whilst still honorin' her landlubber duties. So raise yer tankards, me mateys, to Jessica Harper! A true navigator o' the film seas, where the winds of fortune blow favorably on those who dare to dance with the shadows and the light!

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