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"Arrr! Conan O’Brien be settin’ sail to steer the Oscars ship again next year, savvy? A jolly good show awaits!"

2025-03-17

Arrr, Mr. O’Brien be sailin’ the high seas of the Oscars, servin’ as emcee and gettin’ a treasure chest o’ high marks for his jolly antics! ‘Twas his maiden voyage on the grand stage, and blow me down, he didn’t sink the ship! Aye, a fine show it be!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the grand spectacle known as the Oscars, where shiny trinkets be awarded to the finest of thespian talents. In this month o’ merriment, one Mr. O’Brien, a landlubber turned emcee, took to the stage like a bold captain sailin’ the tempestuous seas of showbiz!

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