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Arrr, Val Kilmer be a right strange sea dog, makin' every role a jolly, odd treasure!

2025-04-02

Arrr, the scallywag's pickin' o' roles be as odd as a one-legged parrot! In truth, he be a fine character actor marooned in a leading lad's frame. A right jolly mix-up, I say!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the curious tale of a scallywag of the stage, a lad who be both a leading man and a character actor all rolled into one! Aye, the good sir be a fine example of a jester trapped in the garb of a dashing captain, or so the tale spins. His choice of parts be as eccentric as a one-legged parrot, flappin' about in a tempest!

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