"Arrr! Timothée Chalamet be sparkier than a kraken's farts in ‘A Complete Unknown’! A jolly good show, matey!"
2024-12-25
Arrr, matey! This scallywag be playin' a spry young Bob Dylan, charm'n the sea shanty lovers, only to stab ‘em in the back like a treacherous bilge rat at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival! Aye, what a swashbucklin' tale of love and betrayal on the high seas of folk!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale ‘bout a scallywag of an actor, playin’ the role of a young Bob Dylan, the bard of the folk seas! Aye, this lad be charm’n the trousers off the goodly folk, wavin’ his guitar like a cutlass, spinnin’ yarns that’d make the fiercest pirate weep like a baby kraken!But hold fast! In a twist that’d make a sea serpent shiver, our young Dylan decides to hoist the Jolly Roger of betrayal at the fabled Newport Folk Festival in 1965! Yarr, the crowd that once adored him be left with their jaws slack, like a fish outta water! He turns his back on the very crew that raised him up, swappin’ his folkish ballads for a raucous rock ‘n’ roll ruckus. A treacherous move, indeed!
So, picture it, me hearties! A fine young lad, serenadin’ the masses, only to toss ‘em overboard like a rotten fish! A tale of betrayal, heartache, and a dash of musical mischief! Aye, the world of showbiz be a tempestuous sea, where even the sweetest sirens can turn to treacherous brutes! So hoist yer sails and keep a weather eye, for ye never know when yer favorite bard might betray ye!