The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! 2025 SAG Awards be sportin' styles so fine, even mermaids be jealous of Gomez and Anderson's shine!"

2025-02-23

Arrr, me hearties! We be sportin' heavenly frocks, dapper 'Zoolander' garb, pleated skirts fit for a landlubber lass, and more! Aye, fashion be as wild as the seven seas, and we be swashbucklin' in style, ready to plunder the catwalk! Yo-ho-ho!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the finest attire to grace the seven seas, where the likes of angelic gowns and dandy ‘Zoolander’ suits be strutting about like peacocks in a parley! Aye, ye heard me right! It be a right sight to behold, I tell ye!

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