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Arrr, matey! Sean Baker be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest: "Stick to the big screen, or walk the plank!"

2025-03-04

Arrr, the captain o' the finest picture, “Anora,” be shoutin' at landlubbers to keep scallywaggin' to the cinema! Our trusty critic be hopin' the whole crew o' the industry heeds his call, and that ol' Baker sails his own course without a landbound anchor!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the high seas of cinema! The grand captain, known as the director of the finest picture to grace the silver screen—“Anora,” they be callin’ it—be makin’ a mighty plea to all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike! He be urg’n ye to hoist yer sails and set course for yer local theaters, lest ye forget the thrill of watchin’ flicks under the flickerin’ lights.

Yarr, our critic, a savvy sea dog with a keen eye, be hopin’ that the entire industry heeds this call! For to keep the winds of creativity blowin’, it be essential that the brave souls like Baker, that clever independent filmmaker, steer clear of the treacherous waters of big ol’ studios trying to shackle ‘em! Aye, let the films flow like rum at a pirate’s feast, free and unchained, for ‘tis the very spirit of adventure we cherish.

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