"Arrr! 'Wicked' be a jolly tale with Erivo and Grande makin' Oz a right merry mischief! Yarr!"
2024-11-21
Avast, matey! Cynthia Erivo be the mightiest treasure in this barnacle-laden, overlong tale, the first part of a two-part sea shanty from the Broadway stage! Aye, she be the only gem amidst this stormy sea of blubberin' nonsense! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a grand flick where the fair Cynthia Erivo be the mightiest siren! Aye, this be a spectacle so splashy, it could drown a landlubber's dreams, yet it stretches longer than a sea serpent’s tail! Arrr!