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Arrr! Broadway be raisin’ ‘Glengarry’ once more, with Culkin, Odenkirk, and Burr aboard the raucous ship o’ laughter!

2024-08-08

Avast, me hearties! This spring, prepare ye for a raucous revival of “Glengarry Glen Ross,” that scallywag Mamet's tale of treacherous landlubbers in the property trade! Aye, ‘tis a comedy of connivin’ agents, where gold be the treasure and honesty be walkin’ the plank! Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I haveth news that’ll shiver yer timbers! A mighty revival of that ol’ tale “Glengarry Glen Ross” be settin’ sail in the spring tides! Aye, ’tis the work of that clever wordsmith, David Mamet, who scribbled down a yarn ’bout scallywag real estate agents, all schemin’ and plunderin’ for gold doubloons and shiny trinkets!

These land-lovin’ rogues be huntin’ a treasure far more precious than a chest of jewels—sales leads, savvy as a fox they be, and twice as crafty! With their tongues sharper than a cutlass and their wits as quick as a cannon’s roar, they’ll charm yer breeches off, lookin’ to snag yer hard-earned doubloons for a mere scrap of land! Aye, the play be filled with plots thicker than a foggy mornin’ on the high seas!

So, prepare to hoist the sails and set yer course for the theater, where the drama be hotter than a pot of grog! The scoundrels will be battlin’ it out, shoutin’ and cussin’, all in good fun, while ye laugh until yer belly aches! Mark yer calendars, me mateys, for come spring, “Glengarry Glen Ross” be makin’ waves, and ye won’t want to miss this jolly spectacle! Arrr!

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