The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Val Kilmer’s top six treasures be waitin’ fer ye on the high seas o' streaming!"

2025-04-02

Arrr, matey! Kilmer’s voyage through the silver screen be a wild ride, from belly-aching jests to those epic flicks that be still whisperin’ in the winds of the '80s and '90s. A true swashbuckler of the cinematic seas, he be!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand scallywag of the silver screen, the one and only Kilmer! This buccaneer of acting, he be sailin’ the turbulent seas o’ cinema with a merry heart, from the tempestuous tides of slapstick comedy to the treasure-laden shores of unforgettable flicks from the glorious '80s and '90s!

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