The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast, mateys! Bill Burr be settin' sail fer Broadway—best have yer heads low, or ye'll be in for a laughin' storm!"

2025-02-25

Arrr, this scallywag of a jester be spoutin’ words sharper than a cutlass! With Nathan Lane steering the ship, he be makin’ his grand Broadway debut as a swashbucklin’ rogue in “Glengarry Glen Ross.” Avast, let the laughter sail upon the high seas!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a foul-mouthed jester, sharper than a cutlass, who be soundin’ like a scallywag straight outta the mind of that landlubber Mamet. In this grand tale, we find the illustrious Nathan Lane settin' sail for Broadway, makin' his debut in a rollickin' venture known as “Glengarry Glen Ross.”

This here yarn be full of slippery deals and connivin' blokes, where the stakes be higher than a ship's mast in a tempest! Our acerbic comic, with wit as biting as a sea serpent’s bite, delivers lines that would make even a seasoned buccaneer blush! The crew be a motley bunch, schemin’ and dreamin’ of treasure while tossin' insults like cannonballs. It be a wild ride, I tell ye!

Nathan, that rascally playwright, brings forth a performance so rich and delectable, ye might think it be a feast fit for Davy Jones himself! With his flair for the dramatic, he turns the stage into a battleground of words, where laughter and despair clash like ships in a storm. So, hoist the anchor and prepare to be entertained, for this be a show where even the fiercest pirate can’t help but guffaw! Yarrr!

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