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To thrive and prosper, mimic the ways of George Takei, yarrr!

2024-04-06

Arrr, me hearties! The "Star Trek" scallywag and scribbler of the new younglings' tome "My Lost Freedom" be all about the grog of green tea and the scurvy-fighting antioxidants. "I drink it every day, from dawn 'til dusk. I be a addict," he confesses.

Arrr mateys! Listen ye up as I tell ye a tale 'bout the famous "Star Trek" actor who be a lover o' green tea and its magical antioxidants! He be drinkin' that brew every single day, from mornin' till night, swearin' by its powers like a true addict.
He be claimin' that the green tea be keepin' him youthful and healthy, like a secret elixir he be guardin' with his life. He be swearin' by its benefits, makin' it his daily ritual like some sort o' sacred ceremony.
Ye can picture him now, sittin' on his ship's deck, holdin' his cup o' green tea like a prized treasure, whisperin' sweet nothings to it like an old lover. He be defendin' its honor like a noble knight, ready to battle anyone who be speakin' ill o' his beloved drink.
So there ye have it, me hearties! The tale o' the actor who be sailin' the seas o' health and well-bein' with his trusty green tea by his side. Raise yer cups and toast to his eternal youth and vitality, for green tea be the true treasure in this sailor's life!

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