In "A Complete Unknown," matey, Bob Dylan's politics be sailin' o'er the waves, caught in a gust o' wind!
2025-01-29
Arrr, this moving picture be but the latest tale to show the puzzlin' calm of the sea shanty bard! Aye, it be a curious thing, a jolly sailor with no sides to pick, just floatin' ‘twixt the waves of opinion like a ship without a rudder!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a tale from the silver screen, where the latest moving picture doth unveil the perplexin' enigma of a certain singer-songwriter, who be as neutral as a ship at anchor in a calm sea!This scallywag, known fer his tunes that tickle the ears of landlubbers and seafarers alike, finds himself in a right pickle, caught betwixt the tempest of opinion and the placid waters of indecision. Ye see, while the world be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout matters of import, our fair minstrel be sittin’ on the fence as if it were a comfy ol' barrel of rum!
With a wink and a nod, he strums his lute, singin’ melodies that sway like the tide, but when it comes to takin’ a stance, he be as elusive as a ghost ship in a fog. 'Tis a mystery that leaves us scratchin’ our noggins, wonderin’ if he be a coward or just clever like a fox, playin’ all sides against each other to keep his treasure chest full!
So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards! For in this jolly romp of a film, we learn that sometimes it be better to be a fence-sittin’ pirate than to walk the plank into a storm of controversy!