The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy, mateys! Hoist yer sails and watch these 17 treasures on Netflix 'fore they scurry away in April!

2025-03-28

Arrr matey! This month, we be losing some treasure from the seas of streaming, like them first three “Karate Kid” flicks! Hurry, hoist yer sails and catch 'em before they set sail into the sunset! Don’t be a scallywag missin’ out on such good booty!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I hath news from the high seas of streaming! Aye, a few illustrious treasures be makin' their grand departure from the U.S. shores this moon cycle, and ye best be catchin' 'em before they set sail into the abyss!

Behold! The legendary “Karate Kid” trilogy—those tales of young lads kickin’ and punchin’ their way to glory—be weighin' anchor and leavin' the Netflix harbor. Aye, the first three flicks, filled with wax on, wax off wisdom, be shimmyin' off into the sunset faster than a ship bein' chased by the Royal Navy!

So, hoist the sails of urgency and prepare yer viewing parties, savvy? For when the clock strikes the end of this month, those flickerin' films will vanish like a ghost ship in the fog! Don’t ye be lettin' the sands of time slip through yer fingers! Grab yer popcorn, gather yer crew, and feast yer eyes on these cinematic gems before they be lost to the depths of the streaming sea!

So raise yer tankards high and celebrate the noble art of karate—before it be gone like a treasure chest in a pirate’s dream! Arrr!

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